Fact: I only date boys with issues.
One time a fortune teller told me I’d fall in love three times in my life. 2 down, 1 to go. But please hold off for a little longer, universe.
our youth is fleeting, old age is just around the bend and i can’t wait to go gray
and i’ll sit and wonder of every love that could’ve been if i’d only thought of something charming to say
my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back